This........

Well I found a picture on google today.

Well....I don't know why the person who created this little demotivational thought this is funny.....because CLEARLY the person who doesn't know the game is the guy holding up the "You give me eggroll me love you long time sign." I've been racking my brain trying to find how this sign is relevant to hockey....but I can't find the answer...

Lady Gaga's newest hairstyle?

I was going to do a Stranger Makeover today.....but then I found this picture of Lady Gaga....and I edited it.

Soooo, here it is:

And she is wearing Hillary Clinton's hair as.......a headband.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes

Justin Bieber gets religious

Recently, Justin Bieber lashed out at paparazzi because they were somehow involved in his going to Israel. 

His excuse? He was there for religious purposes. He was quoted, ""All I wanted was the chance to walk where Jesus did here in Israel (sic)."

But on the other hand, he refused to meet victims of bloody hell ROCKET FIRE. 

 

Yeah, dude...What would Jesus do? I'm pretty sure he would have shown up to meet the victims... 

So I just realized...

Remember that guy from the viral video like 2 months ago? The man with the golden voice? Yeah....

He looks like Obama.

A homeless Obama, but still.....

Stranger Makeover #4

This seems to be a daily thing lately...I do so enjoy it.

Today I will show you the transition of a middle-aged man to a middle-aged woman...

Bernie the middle-aged man:

Gertrude the middle-aged woman:

God, she's beautiful.

How I feel today

I don't usually post updates about my life, but today sucks. I feel like I'm being rained on by a huge frigign raincloud. And I also feel like I got run down by a horse.

If anybody is having trouble understanding this, here is a.....diagram.

Random Stranger Makeover #3

I haven't done a woman yet....so I present to you Mrs. Rinkle's makeover

Before:

After:

And yes, that IS Nicki Minaj's hair.....

Bad Business

There's nothing really that I have to say today. But I do think you should keep an eye out for this disturbing group....

They go by the name "Rotten Fruit Gang" and they have killed off my entire food supply. The celery, the avocados, the onions....-sob- not even the shallots were spared.

Stranger Makeover #2

Well, it's been a while. And I DID introduce you to this little series....so here it is....STRANGER MAKEOVER NUMBA 2!

This week I bring to you a picture of a strange man....who is...transformed.

Before....

After.....

And he's now a beautiful ice princess. See what I did there?

Help Invisible Children!

Hey! I need help. I'm helping to raise money for  "Invisible Children," and I can't reach my goal without you. On April 25th, there will be 25 whole hours of silence. And I'm joining in, as a result of donations given to the Invisible Children.

So donate today and help me spread the word about the 25 hours of silence. Click on the donate link in the sidebar to the right.

Also, check out the Invisible Children website. You can get more details about the program there.

Thanks so much guys!

So it's been a while....

And because I like to be relevent to the current times, I present you with a lovely picture....