An apology for not updating often...

Sorry I haven't been updating as often guys! I've been busy.

Today I took a screenshot of something truly...........appealing. Taken from the Bad Day video by Daniel Powter, I present to you:

Emo Jesus cuddling on the subway.

Peace out chalupas!

Fergie Meets...........Strange Hairy Man

How come everytime you come around my London London Bridge wanna go down like? Maybe it's because you're secret twin looks like THIS....

 By the glamorous, ooh flossy flossy? If you ain't got no money take your broke SELF (edited. I know, sorry) home......or...whatever it is this man is doing....

WELL....

Not that this is really relevant to ANYTHING, but.....

A Mystery....

Plato is sad. Why is Plato sad? I don't know. It's a mystery to us all....

Stranger Makeover #1

Yep. It's exciting. I found a picture of a strange man on the internet, so I gave him a makeover. This is just one of many. I'll be bringing a strange man to you every time I feel like it!

We went from this.....

To THIS!....

 

He's grunge y'all!

I hope I get to name him now that I made him pretty....ummm....

Farquall the III

That's his name.

This is why I never take requests on what to blog about....

I was clueless as to what to write, so I asked my sister. Her suggestions were: Crayons, Fred the Movie, and Bad Teachers. Well.............................................................

So I had this one teacher. He was an AWFUL teacher. The worst one I've EVER had. All my friends disliked him, and he wasn't too nice either. He wasn't willing to help us with our assignments and he was nasty about us going to the school tutor for help.

We couldn't do anything about it, so at the end of the course, we all brought up a picture of him on the computer and erased all of his facial hair. Poetic justice? no. But he looked really dumb.

No New Business for Today

Well, I have nothing too exciting to post today, but PLEASE, please enjoy this picture of a man holding a smaller picture of himself holding a smaller picture of himself. I know it's confusing, but he's VERY attractive, so it's worthwhile.

An Offical Apology

I just want to say that I'm sorry if I offended anybody with my relationship with Plato. Plato is not a joke.

And to prove how truly sorry I am, here is a picture of Plato pointing to a picture of David Boreanaz.

The Relationship End that Broke my Heart....

So I'm into the smart guys. So in the last couple years, I've had relationships with Socrates and Plato (shut up they're not dead) My relationship with Socrates came and went and it ended smoothly.

But Plato.....OH my sweet Plato. He broke up with me because I kept making fun of his name. I was all "Awe, HEY Play-dough." and he was all "My name is PlaTo. With a T." And I was like "Whatever, can I put you in the squeezy tube now?" And that's how it ended........Worst. Breakup. Ever

Mood: Having a positive day. Check yourself before you wreck yourself >:P

Listening to: Walking in a Winter Wonderland (yeah I don't know how that happened either.)

Don't say the "H" word!

Don't know quite where to start with the whole "blogging" thing. I figure that I can write a bunch of crap and you'll read it! ^_^

Fun fact about me: The word "hobo" is banned from my house. It was overused to the point that my smallest sister started to pick up on it and use it in not-so-nice ways. So we refer to it as the "H word." This is confusing though, as the boy we babysit asked my mother "Can we say the H word yet" and my mother, thinking he was talking about the OTHER "H word" responded, "Sure, I don't care if you swear just as long as you don't tell your mom." Whoops. ^_^

Good times we have....good times.

Mood: Argh

Listening to: Death by Diamonds and Pearls- Band of Skulls

Reading: A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby