So I'm into the smart guys. So in the last couple years, I've had relationships with Socrates and Plato (shut up they're not dead) My relationship with Socrates came and went and it ended smoothly.
But Plato.....OH my sweet Plato. He broke up with me because I kept making fun of his name. I was all "Awe, HEY Play-dough." and he was all "My name is PlaTo. With a T." And I was like "Whatever, can I put you in the squeezy tube now?" And that's how it ended........Worst. Breakup. Ever
Mood: Having a positive day. Check yourself before you wreck yourself >:P
Listening to: Walking in a Winter Wonderland (yeah I don't know how that happened either.)
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