Stranger Makeover #4

This seems to be a daily thing lately...I do so enjoy it.

Today I will show you the transition of a middle-aged man to a middle-aged woman...

Bernie the middle-aged man:

Gertrude the middle-aged woman:

God, she's beautiful.

How I feel today

I don't usually post updates about my life, but today sucks. I feel like I'm being rained on by a huge frigign raincloud. And I also feel like I got run down by a horse.

If anybody is having trouble understanding this, here is a.....diagram.

Random Stranger Makeover #3

I haven't done a woman yet....so I present to you Mrs. Rinkle's makeover

Before:

After:

And yes, that IS Nicki Minaj's hair.....

Bad Business

There's nothing really that I have to say today. But I do think you should keep an eye out for this disturbing group....

They go by the name "Rotten Fruit Gang" and they have killed off my entire food supply. The celery, the avocados, the onions....-sob- not even the shallots were spared.

Stranger Makeover #2

Well, it's been a while. And I DID introduce you to this little series....so here it is....STRANGER MAKEOVER NUMBA 2!

This week I bring to you a picture of a strange man....who is...transformed.

Before....

After.....

And he's now a beautiful ice princess. See what I did there?

Help Invisible Children!

Hey! I need help. I'm helping to raise money for  "Invisible Children," and I can't reach my goal without you. On April 25th, there will be 25 whole hours of silence. And I'm joining in, as a result of donations given to the Invisible Children.

So donate today and help me spread the word about the 25 hours of silence. Click on the donate link in the sidebar to the right.

Also, check out the Invisible Children website. You can get more details about the program there.

Thanks so much guys!

So it's been a while....

And because I like to be relevent to the current times, I present you with a lovely picture....